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Welcome To
Crapple Records, Inc.!

WHAT'S NEW?
(Last update: July 23rd, 2006)

Yes, we're still alive!
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Come here to read updates about the ongoing musical journeys of our president, CEO, founder and overall head honcho Sir John Reid Hatchporch. 

The heart (and body) of our site.  If you're not absolutely fiendishly rabid about music, it may not interest you much.  But if you like to read about the terpsichorean muse--in addition to actually listening to it--this is the place for you.  We've got in-depth, blow-by-blow concert reviews for you to take a look at, album reviews, articles, and album guide for some of our favorite artists!  And come participate in our own version of VH-1's "The List"!

 

Come here to celebrate one of our favorite things in the world, that totally rad decade the 1980s.  Right now we house a tongue-in-cheek shrine to that lovable mock-duo Milli Vanilli, as well as a recently updated page dedicated to the sitcom "Head Of The Class."  Ever wonder why a soundtrack for "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was never released?  Check out our "Ferris Bueller's Day Off: 15th Anniversary Special Edition Soundtrack" CD page!  And don't forget to wrap your brain around the excrutiatingly long, yet inexplicably infectious '80s song lyric quiz!

Named after a phrase scrawled in a dorm desk by an anonymous former student, this section is a tribute to our founder's alma mater, the University of Redlands.  If you aren't a student or alumnus, you might be utterly lost.  Still, it's a good romp.  Home of the image-heavy story "The Louis Demon Project." Scary!   Also, check out our poem about a computer lab aide, and the (completely fictitious) story of a student's untimely war death.

 
NEW!  Where all the sTuPh that doesn't fit with the other sTuPh goes!  House our FAQ list, links, tributes, and more!  Soon to house reviews of every episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and a rundown of the 50 most odious celebrities on the planet.

Finally...it's back!!!

Please visit our brand new, revised and expanded "Grosse Pointe Blank" page: "Radio Free Grosse Pointe"!!!  Featuring cast and soundtrack info, an image gallery, trivia, and much more!


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"Unnnnnnnce...tiiiiiiice...
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tiiiiiiines a madyyyyyy..."

This page was begat on August 24th, 1999.

All material on these pages © 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 Crapple.  All Rights Reserved.
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